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amtrax:

captainmwai:

Sony: Easy…. EASY….

Microsoft: Over a bit… now a little to the riiiight…

Nintendo: THREE HANDLES! NO! FOUR! MOTION DETECTOR STICK! A SCREEN A FUCKING SCREEN ON YOUR CONTROLLER

Sony: If it ain’t broke don’t fix it

Microsoft: Evolution takes some tweaking

Nintendo: INNOVATE. IIIIIIIIIIIINNOVATE.

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Made Too Pretty

wandr95:

They call me crazy
Eyes a little hazy
Pretty as a daisy
Thorns like a rose
I can be your
Queen b
Daydream
Call me First Lady
Lead me the way
To the throne
And we’ll live in riches
Silver on the dishes
Cover you in kisses
You’ll never starve
We can live so tragic
Rain a little havoc
Rule a sin city
Like Goldie and Marv

And I’ll drive you crazy
Spin in circles, dizzy
Get under your skin
Till you let me in
You’ll tell me
“I’m too high
For my own good;
I’m so addicted to you
Like heroin.”
We can build a palace
We can make a new home
I’ll be Juliet to your Romeo
Oh
We can live so tragic
Rain a little havoc
A billion little secrets
They’ll never know

-s.s.e

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  • Person: So, who's your favorite superhero?
  • Me: *shrugs* I dunno, it's a tie between all of Batman's kids I guess.
  • Person: Wait, Batman has kids???
  • Friends: Uh oh...
  • Person: What? What did I do??
  • Me: *starts smiling excitedly and shaking*
  • Friends: You shouldn't have done that!
  • *ground trembles and things start falling off the shelves*
  • Person: Wha-what's happening??
  • Me: *Takes a deep breath*
  • Friends: NOOOOOO!!!!!!
  • Me: *pulls out entire binders of notes and ten billion dollars worth of comic books* Have I ever told you about the Batfamily?
  • *world explodes from extreme levels of nerd*
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ryeloaf:

Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.

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